This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
am i the only one who thinks britney’s non-autotuned singing wasn’t that bad?