Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
- Kyoko Escamilla (via mylesperhour)
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
i can’t figure out whether i actually enjoy the lingering and the fantasizing and the wondering and the hoping and the agonizing or if i’m just too scared what will happen if and when i reach the real thing.